What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.