Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Sometimes i get the joke.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
Because droids can't get service.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
