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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.