What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.