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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.