Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.