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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z