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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.