Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z