Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.