Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"