Conundrums!
Because he was always lost at C!
Because running is past tents.
Look ma, no hands!
The elf-abet.
A PANDAwan learner.
Italians.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
The clam before the storm!
Because he never learned.
A webinar.
The asphalt.
They're stuck at C for years
The Hare Force
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Boxing
So he could flip the bird
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
When his hand caught fire!!
A pHD
They just wing it.
Holm School
The Elfabet!
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
The alphabat.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
Learning from your mistakes.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
The road.
Clothes-minded.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Me
Marshall arts.
They can only learn 4 moves.
The ground!
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
At LMN-tary school!
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
He had to start from scratch.
Mothmatics!
Because they can spend years at sea.
When it is learning a new language!
Sundae School
That's my buoy!
Gator-raid.
He just started fiddling with it.
They must follow the letter of the law.
Learning how to fold a map.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
The Apey-cees!
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
A. Hump me dump me!!
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
She had never learned to spell properly.
That people exaggerate.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Sunday school.
At sundae school.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
The posters.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Bracket
Because they can't remember the lyrics
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
YOU'RE MOM.
His mom was in a jam.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He thought he was melting.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Only 25...because there's Noel.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
