They must follow the letter of the law.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
You're an eight.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Because they can spell it.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
Because you never forget!
A small medium at large
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
She had never learned to spell properly.