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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.