Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.