Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing