How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.