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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.