How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.