How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What country has many sugar?

Sweetzerland

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.