How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.