Dans un bon-apartement.
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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
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The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
He was un hoppy!
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
An un-armed gingerbread man
The pension package.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You put it in the water
It twerked.
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
Kim jong-deux
Kim Jong-Deux.
I think therefore I Amazon
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
Yishan
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
He was hit by a buss