Un Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes More Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

Young Brother Jokes More Young Brother Jokes

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)