Dans un bon-apartement.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
He was un hoppy!
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Breakfast.
They're writing their last will and testament.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
They lack the element of supplies
Because he got a little c-stick.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
A cherry float.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Sweetzerland
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Antique machinery
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
