Dans un bon-apartement.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One porks women the other un-porks them.
One day she'd just had un uf.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
He was un hoppy!
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
The pension package.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
They we're tied!
Being able to walk.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Can't complain...
Shedding season
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Because he was a VI KING.
They though it was Riel funny!
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Because they rain supreme.
A francophony
Bobbing for French fries.
