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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?