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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise