Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!