Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?