Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.