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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.