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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.