How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.