How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.