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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.