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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.