What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants