What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants