What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.