What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.