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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.