What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand