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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men