I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
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Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
He only Phelps himself.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
A submarine, obviously.
Because women are right.
