What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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A-Men.