What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Jose and Hose-B

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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The A-Men

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

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