What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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How many seconds are there in a year?

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.