Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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