Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer