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Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids!!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Williams Jokes More Williams Jokes

What should be Serena William's nickname?

Tennis-ee Williams

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.