Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

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Dad.

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He only Phelps himself.

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They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Because Russia was Stalin

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!