He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He only Phelps himself.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Tennis-ee Williams
Phelps.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
A second line
A-Men.
A submarine, obviously.
So chi
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
