How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.