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How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.