How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.