Brazilian Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.