Brazilian Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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He's snowed in.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

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