Brazilian Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.