Brazilian Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!