Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.