Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!