Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.