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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)