Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.