Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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