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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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