Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.