What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.