Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.