Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.