Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Investment Banker Jokes More Investment Banker Jokes

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest