What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun