Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!
When their lips move
Mom and Dad.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Stop cracking your NaCles.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
To liquidate their bills.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
He made a Freudian slip
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
