What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU