What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte