What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.