Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
An Oncologist
It was tired of being taken for granite.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Holy moley, I didn't know that!
They both got nailed all night.
His mom.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.
Because I got eye lashes.
A Piano.
