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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath