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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath