Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!