Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.