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Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.