Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.