Aftermath Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.