How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!