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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!