How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...