How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!