How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!