How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!