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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!