How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!