What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"