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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!