What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling