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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.