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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.