Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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He injured his spline!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.