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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.