What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Tonic Jokes More Tonic Jokes

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.