What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

Tonic Jokes More Tonic Jokes

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin