Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
He asks. Because my arm is getting tired
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
They're all born hoofers!
The bear minimum
Sir
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
A double Gin
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
