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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Tonic Jokes More Tonic Jokes

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini