Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
He has one clean finger.
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Thanks for sediments
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
The Rice-child was born.
11 years old.
Colonel, sir.
Sir
Because all they want is tonics and dominance.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
