Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Kick Stand Jokes More Kick Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.