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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*