Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.