Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS