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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS