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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.