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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Badum Jokes More Badum Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C