How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)