How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!