How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Who was the best actor in the bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.