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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.