How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.