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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite