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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!