How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.