Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.