Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...