Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.