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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.