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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!