Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.