Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart