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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart