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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.