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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback