Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback