Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback