Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Mount Rushmore
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
Three on three.
A play on warts
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)