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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?