Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why is Tigger always dirty?

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.