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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball