Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh