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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball