Swishnu
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
LeBronze James
They watch moving picktures.
Out of bounce.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Juan on Juan.
In the NB - "eh"
He denied Jesus 3 times
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
It's a never ending story.
He got crossed up.
A tennis ball!
Too many turnovers!
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Because he can't make 3's
A bouncing baby boa!
At the basketball.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Because Africa isn't a country.
Because he's got no arms.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Because they got no beef.
They both look good hanging from a tree
A Doberman.
Teaching the chicken to cook
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Juan v Juan
He can't get to 3rd base
Fall Out Boy
Yeah... Lets blame Sony.
The spaghetto
Tulips.