Swishnu
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
LeBronze James
They watch moving picktures.
Out of bounce.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
In the NB - "eh"
He denied Jesus 3 times
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
He got crossed up.
A tennis ball!
Too many turnovers!
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Because he can't make 3's
A bouncing baby boa!
At the basketball.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Because Africa isn't a country.
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
She ran away from the ball.
He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Because he was framed!
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
A dia-beetle
You cry when you cut up an onion.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Partner in crime.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
