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Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Diode Jokes More Diode Jokes

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.