Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Diode Jokes More Diode Jokes

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!