Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon