How many kids with ADHD does it take to...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Adhd Jokes More Adhd Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?