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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Adhd Jokes More Adhd Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?