How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.