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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.