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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan