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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.