Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.