Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan