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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans