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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup