What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans