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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan