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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.