What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par