Buddy Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!