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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."