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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)