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Motto Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Greek Army Jokes More Greek Army Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

How far away is the US Army's website?

Just a few klicks away.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!