Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire