A crowbar.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
A crowbar!
A place were crows go to get a drink!
Divorce!
