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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.