How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!