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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.