How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test