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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.