What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.