What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!