What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.