What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!