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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!