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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents