What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Dead Parent Jokes More Dead Parent Jokes

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.