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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents