What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.