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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call an electro-food?

It's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.