What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!