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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.