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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.