What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.