What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Amphibian Jokes More Amphibian Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager