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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.