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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Because they are almost never **tired**.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Hire a cunning linguist.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.