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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Amphibian Jokes More Amphibian Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.