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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Amphibian Jokes More Amphibian Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager