How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad