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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.