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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.