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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.