How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away