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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice