How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!